P2 claims to be a thriller, but I beg to differ. In this movie, Rachel Nichols plays an overworked woman who gets trapped in a parking garage. A parking attendant (played by Wes Bentley) tries to help her, but it turns out he’s really a psycho.

As the movie started I was on the edge of my seat waiting for the suspense, prepared to jump at any moment. After the first half hour I sat back as I realized their definition of thriller and my definition of thriller varied greatly. The only thrill I got was when the credits finally rolled and I knew the movie was over.

The entire hour and 38 minutes is spent with the male psycho chasing the helpless girl all over the parking garage while professing his love for her. It was so lame. There was absolutely no suspense. Even the gore was pathetic. It was a waste of time and money.

I give this zero beans out of 100.